Post by Caius on Feb 4, 2012 18:14:18 GMT -5
(PL Please!)
Walking away from the traffic pileup he caused, Caius looked at the concoction the nice man had made for him.
It was a brown sloppy goo called "Chocolate Ice Cream," But what most interested Caius were the myriad additions on the ice cream. Small rectangular brown things, these squishy white sugary thingies, multicolored regularly shaped fruity things with small funny faces on them, they were all so good!
Walking through the streets, Caius giggled at his good fortune in obtaining this delectable treat. He was so absorbed in consuming this giant delicious amalgam that he didn't notice when he bumped into a guy in the alleyway.
"The fu-Dude! You got your damn ice-cream all over my shirt!"
Caius could see the man was exaggerating, but even he felt a sense of loss at the ruined shirt.
"Oh...I'm sorry...I wasn't looking where I was goi-"
THWACK! The man punched Caius in the face. Even more surprising than Caius bumping into him, the man was very perturbed at the fact that Caius didn't flinch at all from the blow, nor did he look mad. In fact he looked happy.
"Hahahaheeehehehehehehehe....That tickled."
"I'll kick your ass, motherfucker!"
I see your kick, and raise you a punch!
Caius allowed his fist to dissociate from the universe, and loosed a mighty punch into the mans chest...and through it, into a different existence. Retracting it, he found it was some type of staff. It appeared to be made of a strange metal, and had a happy face and a sad face on it, strangely distorted. It had a power about it that seemed...out of sorts.
What did you just...do?
Sim Sim Sala Bim!
Flourishing his new toy in one hand, he uttered some nonsense words, and the staff shot a bolt at the man and turned him into a sweet roll.
Whoa! That's cool!
Dropping the staff into a nearby pile of trash, Caius picked up the sweet roll and walked away, pondering the sheen of it's frosting.
Walking away from the traffic pileup he caused, Caius looked at the concoction the nice man had made for him.
It was a brown sloppy goo called "Chocolate Ice Cream," But what most interested Caius were the myriad additions on the ice cream. Small rectangular brown things, these squishy white sugary thingies, multicolored regularly shaped fruity things with small funny faces on them, they were all so good!
Walking through the streets, Caius giggled at his good fortune in obtaining this delectable treat. He was so absorbed in consuming this giant delicious amalgam that he didn't notice when he bumped into a guy in the alleyway.
"The fu-Dude! You got your damn ice-cream all over my shirt!"
Caius could see the man was exaggerating, but even he felt a sense of loss at the ruined shirt.
"Oh...I'm sorry...I wasn't looking where I was goi-"
THWACK! The man punched Caius in the face. Even more surprising than Caius bumping into him, the man was very perturbed at the fact that Caius didn't flinch at all from the blow, nor did he look mad. In fact he looked happy.
"Hahahaheeehehehehehehehe....That tickled."
"I'll kick your ass, motherfucker!"
I see your kick, and raise you a punch!
Caius allowed his fist to dissociate from the universe, and loosed a mighty punch into the mans chest...and through it, into a different existence. Retracting it, he found it was some type of staff. It appeared to be made of a strange metal, and had a happy face and a sad face on it, strangely distorted. It had a power about it that seemed...out of sorts.
What did you just...do?
Sim Sim Sala Bim!
Flourishing his new toy in one hand, he uttered some nonsense words, and the staff shot a bolt at the man and turned him into a sweet roll.
Whoa! That's cool!
Dropping the staff into a nearby pile of trash, Caius picked up the sweet roll and walked away, pondering the sheen of it's frosting.
