Post by samael on Feb 16, 2012 4:26:00 GMT -5
Samael watched as Suki slowly, almost agonizingly revealed the information about Kami. The secret that Kami had a kid, and that kid had joined up with Suki. Samael's face instantly fell, going from an interested smirk to an unamused stone wall.
That was it? He'd played the fucking used car salesman for THIS? He'd stepped in, promised a favor, and kissed up to the faggiest looking alien in the galaxy all to know that Kami had once gotten his little green dick wet?
"...And? Please tell me there's more. I mean, a kid ain't exactly a career killer anymore, even a kid that joined up with a galactic warlord. Did he like....beat the little bastard or something? Molest him? Abandon him in the vacuum of space? Try to sacrifice him to the Jolly Green FUCKING GIANT?"
Samael was mad, for the first time in an age. He'd been annoyed, he'd been frustrated, but right now he was furious. Suki had played him like a damn fiddle and given him almost nothing in return. Stones looked worried, but Sticks came back and whispered something in Samael's ear.
"The mechanic is on his way. Let him do his work, and if you're unsatisfied then you can kiss every part of my ass. Once that rustbucket is fixed, get off of my planet. If you're lucky, next time you come back you'll just have another big bag of money waiting for you."
And with that, Samael turned and walked away. Sticks and Stones followed, Sticks dragging his foot along the ground to kick up a thick cloud of dirt. When it cleared, the three were gone.
That was it? He'd played the fucking used car salesman for THIS? He'd stepped in, promised a favor, and kissed up to the faggiest looking alien in the galaxy all to know that Kami had once gotten his little green dick wet?
"...And? Please tell me there's more. I mean, a kid ain't exactly a career killer anymore, even a kid that joined up with a galactic warlord. Did he like....beat the little bastard or something? Molest him? Abandon him in the vacuum of space? Try to sacrifice him to the Jolly Green FUCKING GIANT?"
Samael was mad, for the first time in an age. He'd been annoyed, he'd been frustrated, but right now he was furious. Suki had played him like a damn fiddle and given him almost nothing in return. Stones looked worried, but Sticks came back and whispered something in Samael's ear.
"The mechanic is on his way. Let him do his work, and if you're unsatisfied then you can kiss every part of my ass. Once that rustbucket is fixed, get off of my planet. If you're lucky, next time you come back you'll just have another big bag of money waiting for you."
And with that, Samael turned and walked away. Sticks and Stones followed, Sticks dragging his foot along the ground to kick up a thick cloud of dirt. When it cleared, the three were gone.
